Safe to say you can stop marketing your slutty Halloween costumes to my inbox. I appreciate the constant reminder that I can’t pull that stuff off, I do. But, let’s part ways amicably. By amicably I mean I will not deface your advertising with graffiti. OK, I might still do that. I feel like none of us wants to look at those picture perfect bodies- who’s with me!!?? (crickets…)
When you come up with a pumpkin-shaped costume with lots of stuffing in the midsection, call me.