Dear crazy lady

Dear crazy lady at the salad bar,

Remember when you asked me what happened to my hand? And then I looked at you like "WTF" because grown adults don't ask questions like that. And then you looked stricken and said, "Well that's really too bad."

It's really too bad that you were 200 pounds over weight and had a bad bad complexion. I'm just saying. A lot of things are too bad. We don't always go around saying them.

Signed-
The girl flipping you the bird. One bird at least.

Not dead

Just touching base to let you know I didn't die. Not yet anyway!

Oh, and on another positive note, it turns out I am a pre-teen girl. Two of my favorite songs right now are from Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift. Yes... throw your stones.


But seriously. If that doesn't make you happy. And want to drink a beer. And dance on the table at a bar and hang out with your best friend... then you are just a robot!